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Sore Butt Soothing Balm

$59.00
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For when your sensitive bum needs some much-needed relief


Formulated with a nourishing blend of ingredients, packed with natural anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory properties, the Sore Butt Soothing Balm is designed to provide temporary relief to a troubled bum. If the skin around your wrinkly starburst is feeling uneasy, itchy, or just generally angry, the balm will gently soothe the skin so your butt feels happy in no time! Simply apply the balm to clean skin to relieve unwanted discomfort from anal fissures, tears or just vigorous anal play.

Key Ingredients:

  • Aloe Vera has antibacterial, antiviral, and antiseptic properties providing restoration to the skin.
  • Beeswax is known for its anti-inflammatory, anti-oxidant, anti-bacterial abilities, making it ideal for sensitive skin.
  • Jojoba Seed Oil is a powerful emollient used for soothing skin.
  • A Coconut Oil blend designed for better skin absorption, in this case Caprylic Triglyceride, is used for its ability to reduce inflammation. It also provides antibacterial, anti-fungal, and antiviral properties.
  • Known for its healing properties, Manuka Honey works to repair and regenerate skin cells.
  • Rich in linoleic acid, Vitamin E, and other nutrients, Cucumber Seed Oil and Sunflower Seed Oil are excellent anti-inflammatories, keeping the skin's protective barrier strong and improving elasticity.
  • Witch Hazel is a natural anti-inflammatory used to reduce swelling and pain.
  • Arnica Montana Flower Extract helps to reduce pain and swelling.
  • Zinc Oxide is used to treat minor wounds and cuts by forming a barrier on the skin to protect it from irritants and moisture.
  • Lanolin is an effective emollient that can help soothe dry, cracked skin.
  • Chlorhexidine is a powerful antiseptic used to fight against bacteria and infection.
  • Chamomile Flower Extract decreases skin irritation, with antioxidant properties to help the skin regenerate.

When to use:  Best after a big poop, too much poop, an intense anal play session or to soothe the skin around an anal fissure. Make sure your butthole is clean before use!

How to use: Apply a coin sized amount to the outside area of butthole. Leave cream to settle on butt hole without massaging in. Avoid exploring inside butt.

Size: 50mls

Which product should I use?

To put it simply, After Anal Cooling Cream is for just that: after anal. It contains menthol which creates a cooling sensation, but if you don't like the idea of that, you can use the Sore Butt Soothing balm after anal too. Sore Butt Soothing Balm is for any time your butt is feeling a little tender, after a big poop or too much poop. It can be used alongside After Anal Cooling Cream, in the days between use. 

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Returns: Accepted within 14 days of receipt date. Must be unopened, unused or unworn and have packaging and tags intact.

Please Note: Once a product hygiene seal has been broken on adult toys, even if not used, due to the highly intimate nature of our products, we are unable to accept returns.

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